Frontier’s Quarantine School commercial doesn’t get it’s own point.

Their classic vanilla commercial jingle kept sticking in my teeth. When I did a little digging I ended up suspecting they copy/pasted a song with zero understanding of its symbolism.

Image: from Shutterstock by FamVeld

What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine? I learned that Washington never told a lie. I learned policemen are my friend. I learned that everybody is…

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